Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Rad Tip Tuesday; The Higher Five

High fives have been done to death, everyone from Politicians to Car Salesmen to Skiers slap hands and think it’s cool. This once epic act used to mark the accomplishment of something so rad a normal five just wouldn’t do, has been down graded to something regular Donny’s do at the end of every episode of Room Raider 2.0 (if you haven’t seen it, high five your way to MTV afternoons and catch a glimpse of how retarded America is becoming). So what can be done to re-invent this stale act of awesomeness? Enter the higher five…
Combining all the hype surrounding yoga and stretching with the lost luster of the original high five, the higher five is a high five, but you just reach up like really really high. By reaching as high as you can you are not only getting the endorphin boosting stoke out of stretching, but also proving to your fellow higher fiver that whatever just happened justified the extra effort and reward of reaching just a bit higher.You will immediately notice the effects of the higher five as increased flexibility will make you a way better person, heck you might even be able to grab crail now.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

wicked!

Anonymous said...

nothin wrong with gettin a little higher!! cheers!

Anonymous said...

rainbows and unicorns.

seriously.

steelyal said...

I have incorporated the higher five into my Tuesday life. I feel I am now a better person. Better than the general riff raff that walk the streets. The higher five escalates you onto a higher plane of life, mind and physical being.

Anonymous said...

higher high fives?!?!?!??!?!!!? jesus titty fucking christ. Burton is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.


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